Webmaster
Thomas A. Bennedetto [Tomtab]
(He/Him)(24)
Favorite Food: Cotton Candy
Favorite Color: Navy
Favorite Animal: Weirdo
Favorite Number: 12
My name is Thomas Bennedetto. I'm this website's creator and webmaster, and I write most of the articles, and I love my friends. I'm excitable, and easily distracted. On the flip side, I'm also kinda shy and insecure, so my mask of the site's mascot, Weirdo, stays on at all times. Despite this I excel in trivial topics and I put knowledge to good use running the site's daily articles.
Tomtab
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Editor
"Mouse" Maxwell [MaxTheMouse]
(She/Her)(25)
Favorite Food: Soup
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Animal: " If you have to ask, I won't tell you".
Favorite Number: 6
Mouse is my loyal editor who makes sure whatever I'm trying to say comes out right, and she does a great job with it. She's studious and she often finds herself as my straight man (straight mouse? Idk). She's also quite fond of video games with cool animal mascots, board games and drawing.
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Contributor
David Hornet [Davespid]
(He/Him)(24)
Favorite Food: Mashed Potatoes
Favorite Color: Teal
Favorite Animal: Dragon
Favorite Number: 42
David Hornet is the coolest guy I know. He's the kind of guy who will give you a pep talk at a party one day and then pull an all-nighter buried in his VHS collection the next day. His tastes in music, movies and other media are also immaculate. He's the perfect example of an extroverted nerd. I'm delighted to have his help with the site's articles.
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Associate
Cal Finch [Calexta]
(They/Any)(25)
Favorite Food: Cake
Favorite Color: Magenta
Favorite Animal: Rabbits
Favorite Number: 2
Cal is the first person to join the site off the web, but has well earned their spot among the site's moderation. Kind and curious, they always have something to say. Despite their awesome punk style, they have a soft spot for cute things. I found myself fast friends with Cal and I'm glad to have them as a second additional writer on the website.
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Dynamo
Ariel Haynes
(She/Her)(24)
Favorite Food: Strawberry
cream cheese danish
Favorite Color: Bubblegum pink
Favorite Animal: Teddy Bears
Favorite Number: 8
I've known Ariel for years and I'm glad to finally have her join the site. She loves all things cute and she doesn’t care who knows it. She's as perky as she looks, with a big heart to boot, but be warned—she's got little tolerance for malarkey. As the site's secondary editor, she helps with the site's feature articles.
Calexta
Ariel
B-Mods
Still part of the team but not the main members
Buddy
Kevin
(He/Him)(24)
Favorite food: Tater Tot Casserole
Favorite color: Electric Cyan
Favorite animal: Chameleons
Favorite number: 64
My Pal Kevin from high school. He used to do drama crew with me and David but he moved far away for collage. We are still good friends despite the distance.
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Guest
Joey Finch [RosefinchGames]
(He/Him)(24)
Favorite food: Pizza
Favorite color: Scarlet
Favorite animal: Cat
Favorite number: 3
David's Boyfriend and Cal's Cousin. He's busy teaching himself how to make point and click adventure games.
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NEMISIS
Pim White [Pim]
(He/Him)(30)
Favorite food: Blood Orange
Favorite color: Pitch Black
Favorite animal: snakes
Favorite number: 13
My nemesis and a general pest, Pim fancies himself an amateur supervillain. He is fairly polite with anyone other than me, and he really doesn't do anything worse than being mildly annoying. Regardless he's definitely got the supervillain style down. I'm giving him this role to keep an eye on him.
Pim
Cryptic
Nat [Supersilverlinings]
(She/Her)(21)
Favorite food: Funnel Cake
Favorite color: Maroon
Favorite animal: Jackalope
Favorite number: 13
Nat is a hobbyist folklorist with a solid appreciation of the macabre. Her knowledge of urban legends and internet culture makes her a solid addition to the site's crew.
Nat
Fellow
Miz Mossman
(He/They/It)(24)
Favorite food: Gnocchi
Favorite color: Chrome
Favorite animal: Frogs
Favorite number: 33
Miz is a friendly guy from Mouse and Joey's board game club they go to. I'm still getting to know him but he's plenty friendly and good company. I know he's excited to help with the site and I'm happy to have his help.