Hello World, Its Calexta
Yesterday Tom told me he's done with the website forever. He said he needed to walk into the horizon and teach himself how to develop gameboy color games, and only then he will reach his true potential. Respecting my lover's wishes, the website is mine now. I'll figure out what I'm doing with it later but my first act is to kick everyone else off the website and hire them back immediately but only after without telling them but only if they get new names. Mouse is now Lady Editor, Joey is Gregory, David is Cooler Gregory, Pim is Snow Dogs (2002), Ariel can keep her name, Kevin is Nivek and Tom is Going by his middle name of Adrian again. I'm going to change the website into a 2004 clickbait flash website. I'm completely selling out as much as you could in 2003 and if you want to use the dress up you'll have to send me 100$ in Blockbuster gift cards for a lifetime membership or send me autographed portraits of Jhonen Vasquez, David Lynch or Doc Hammer and I'll give you double lifetime membership. The website will have a virtual pet feature but we are scrapping the weirdpets into a fire in order to replace them with TurboDophins, something Tom is still working on the concept art for. The TurboDophins feature will be debuted at next year's E3 where Weird Stuff That Happens will have a booth and we will interrupt the Sega presentation and get banned from returning next year. Aside from that, Joey and David are going to be working on a series of Edutainment games that are being made in a collaboration between the State of Georgia and The Canadian National Film Board to make Point and click game mobile applications for the following series: Under the umbrella tree, Atomic Betty, Peep in the Big City, 6teen, Today's Special, The trap door, and Monster by Mistake. They have three months to make all 10 games or they will be in trouble with the NFB. Godspeed gentleman. I will still have occasional articles on the site, I promise I will have a spoiler free review of the rainbow bright movie when it comes out. And with this I end today's episode. Remember to brush your teeth, eat your greens and call your mother if you have one to call. And now to the next program. Ba ba da! It's the adventure of captain the man 12. The man 12 will fight a beetle the size of a 4 door sedan. Good thing he has his magic sword. Babbabbaaaa bababa (this is the action music). Oh man that giant bug never stood a chance! Tune in next week to see Captain 12 fight a robotic tiger. Bzzzz. You are going to walk out of your room and get yourself a drink of water. Did you get some water? Yes? good. Ok it's the next episode of It's the adventure of captain the man 12. The man 12 will fight a robotic tiger. Good thing he has his magic sword. Babbabbaaaa bababa (this is the action music). Oh man that robotic tiger never stood a chance! Tune in next week to see Captain 12 fight his evil clone. Anyway this was a lot of fun to write, just completely free-form silly with it. Tom's going to have a first anniversary site update tomorrow but for today I'm in charge of the April fool's day prank.