Today is National Tell An Old Joke Day. Instead of making this article a one man dead horse smashing station, I'd get my friends to destroy these hypothetical equines with me. So here's everyone's favorite old jokes.
David:”Why’d the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”
Mouse: "Why'd the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!"
Jax: "I'm sorry, I'm not repeating that."
Tom: "A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells the bug ‘Hey, we have a drink named after you here!’ The grasshopper gave the bartender an odd look and replied: ‘you have a drink named Steve?’”
What do you call a farm with really bad jokes? Corny.
It's a good lot between the four of us. I'm glad to be In an article ☺️