July 29th

Today is International Tiger day. Tigers are a beautiful and powerful variety of cat. This year 2022 is the year of the tiger by the lunar zodiac, so I’d better make this article count. My favorite tiger fun fact is about its iconic stripes, as tiger stripes actually hold different, identifying patterns the same way a human fingerprint does. So you could ID a tiger by its stripes.

Okay, I almost mentioned this in the domestic cavy article, but like, in my research I found out that there's this CGI VR animal thing google is doing and it's just weird. I'm not afraid of talking about the VR thing dating my article, because I already mentioned the year. I don't think the tigers would be proud of this one but I hope anyone reading this is. I have 6 days before the tigers come for me for writing a bad article on my silly little website. Oh noo. I completely lost the plot today.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Okay, Tom. Okay.]